Please try the following:
- Don't click this reload button
If
the page wasn't there before, what makes you think it will be there now?
Seriously. The page doesn't exist, so find another one.
- You've been sitting there in front of your
computer for quite awhile. Don't you think it's about time to get from
fresh air?
- Maybe, you are in fact the only person that is
interested in underwater basket weaving, so continuing to search will not
be of any benefit. Perhaps you should try some more socially
accepted hobbies.
- Make sure all your connections are correct. That means
wiggling the cables on the back of your computer, opening the side and just
looking aimlessly at all the confusing wires and 'little magical boxes'
inside, and convincing yourself that it looks fine to you, even if you have
never looked inside your PC before.
- If allowed by your Network Administrator, Microsoft can
examine your connection and attempt to resolve any conflicts.
Actually, Network Administrator enabled or not, Microsoft is watching your
every move....even as we speak they are sending that e-mail you wrote about
your boss to him, and sending a diagram of your surfing habits to the
criminal investigators to detect possible profiling of an assassin.
Windows has also noticed that you have put on a little weight recently, and
it thinks you need more exercise. Click here
to have Windows use all your information to commit identity theft and ruin
your already slacking credit.
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You are the ONLY person in the world that is getting this error message,
so go ahead and blame it on your PC. Perhaps now would be a good time to
upgrade your Commodore 64.
- If you typed in the page address yourself, make sure you
spelled it all correctly. Knowing you, it's probably just misspelled.
Actually, I am fairly certain of it. Stick with links from now on.
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