So, the holiday season has come and gone.  Now, I am a single guy (obviously), but I keep receiving gifts that I am suppose to appreciate....eventually.  For example, one year I got Holiday dishes….with little snowflakes and snowmen all over them.  For a bachelor, holiday dishes are usually leftovers on a paper plate.  So I get all these gifts that I am told my future wife will appreciate.  I don’t have to heart to tell them that my future wife is also a psychic, so all the times that we are suppose to meet, she's not there.  So in my family we have this ongoing joke about gifts that are destined for ‘DouG’s attic’, which everyone thought was pretty funny…..until they found out that ‘DouG’s attic’ is the name of my ebay store.   

One year I handed a gift to my dad, he took it and he started to shake it to see what’s inside.  Maybe drawing the last supper on Etch-a-stetch wasn’t the best gift idea.