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It's cool being single for several reasons. For example, cooking. I can make a casserole of ANYTHING I want, and not have to worry about anyone else's feedback. I can have the first layer of ALL bacon, then a thick layer of mayo, then another layer of bacon, then a thin layer of cake frosting, then another layer of bacon, and then sprinkle bacon bits on top, and dip every bite into butter. That's actually what I had for dinner last night (joking, of course). My queen-sized bed can realistically double as a "second closet". If I wanna throw away my cooktop/range just so my roommate can't make a mess, NO ONE is there to call me "childish". There is absolutely no "doilies" in my house. I have never had or owned decorative soaps (that look like little seashells or whatever). The "guest towel" in the bathroom is the one you brought with you, cuz "your dirty hands aren't touching mine". ALL the candles in my house are for burning, none of them are just for decoration or whatever. I have never had potpourri in my house, if I ever did, my roommates would probably think it was 'trail mix' and eat it. No one will tell me that installing a coffee machine in my computer is a "bad idea", I will just get 'bragging rights' if I pull it off. Any surface in my house that is parallel to the ground, will eventually be considered as a table that you can set stuff on. Jeans do NOT have to be washed after wearing them one time....jeans are technically still clean for up to two weeks. At my house, if you have a brown stain on the front of your jeans, no one will look down on you for being "dirty", they are more likely to ask, "was that.....chocolate?........do you have any left?" |
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