Country Music Career

 

Once my country music career takes off, I will be chauffeured around town in one of these!!

 Since I have moved here to Virginia from Alaska, I have tried my best not to allow the South to taint me in any way.  Unfortunately, if you take an ice cube and place it into a warm bottle of moonshine...the ice cube will eventually melt after time. Try as I might against the evils of country music and the like, I know I am fighting a losing battle.  So, to anticipate and prepare for inevitable, I have started writing a country music song.  As I rationalize it, if I am going to 'sell out', might as well go all the way and turn a profit as well.  It will still be awhile before I release my first single (I have to allot enough time for my mullet to grow), but I will share what I have so far.  Before reading on, please understand that I do NOT condone spousal abuse in ANY way, shape or form!!   I included a line of the song solely to add realism to the song (please reference any episode of the television show 'Cops').

 

Our genes are an Heirloom by DouG

I got my cowboy boots, on my feet,

Got a double-wide, and a wife to beat,

Yeah, I drink Jack Daniels, by the fifth,

My '88 Datsun has a six foot lift.

 

Yeah, I may not be well read,

And my supper may show tire tread,

And that may be my sister in my bed,

But I ain't inbred, I'm purebred!!