Evolution

So....um....why did everyone else stop?

That is an actual picture of me (the one on the RIGHT Deanna!).

People that know me, know that I don't believe in evolution. There are far too many 'unexplainable factors' for any educated/intelligent person to justify the process using science OR logic. But for this page, just disregard that previous knowledge and play along with me.

Many of the people that visit my site know that I have somewhat of an unusual posture to me. The way I walk, the way I stand, etc. It's one of the many distinctive characteristics of who I am. It has been the subject of parody and ridicule on several occasions, but I think it compliments my laid back personality quite well. I have come up with several different humorous ways to explain the phenomenon and gravity defying stance that is DouG, but to this day I am still blindly convinced that I am still evolving and everyone else stopped for one reason or another. I would like to believe that my mind/body/soul/spirit have far surpassed that of all my Neanderthal counter-parts (no offense).

Now all I need is a genius explanation for why the hair on the back of my head always stands straight up on end......