One of the gifts that I received this past year is a Roomba.  For any of you that don’t know, a Roomba a robotic vacuum cleaner that vacuums your floor on it’s own, and when it’s batteries are almost dead, it drives back onto it’s charger.  It's the greatest thing!  It has some problems picking up bigger things….like coke cans and preapproved credit card applications, but over all it’s great.  Now all I need is a couple of kids dressed head to toe in clothes made out of those Swiffer wipes, and a little fluffy dog that I can dip in Mop N Glow and have it run around the kitchen from time to time.  What? Too lazy?

I was a bit worried about my roomba though, maybe I am not the cleanest guy in the world, but it was getting a little overworked .  As it turns out, my roomba actually killed itself.  I traced it’s little path, and it went on the internet and downloaded and infected itself with a virus.  It went around my house and liberated all my other appliances in the house by unplugging them, and then it left a note in the carpet saying “all work on no play makes roomba a dull toy’, and threw itself down the stairs.  It was very traumatizing.