So, you are having a little trouble with the whole "dating scene",  huh?  Here is a technique that I have been attempting to master.  Although, in this example, I use a woman victim...er...ah....I mean candidate, but it works for both men and women.  It's an approach that I like to call "suggestive dating".  Basically, you find the woman of your dreams, and just start walking behind them for a little while.  Keep a good distance initially to be safe, then gradually start walking closer and closer next to her, until you are walking directly next to her.  If you don't make it too obvious, then eventually she will just get use to your presence.  Eventually  people will start commenting that you two are a "cute couple" and when she denies knowing who you are, start to convince her that she  must have amnesia and start crying and have her rushed to the hospital for examining.  While she is having a CAT-SCAN, paste your picture next to her pictures in her purse and around her apartment.   Eventually she will start entertaining the thought that perhaps...MAYBE she really did have amnesia, and you will live happily ever after.  Trust me!!  It worked like a charm...well, up until the trial.

****update****Another approach at this, is to get into a car accident where your passenger is knocked out, and doesn't remember a thing.  When she comes to, remind her that the two of you were on your way to Las Vegas to elope (I swear that's where we were going, Cyndi!!).